Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.
Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?
My favorite thing to do is observe white people when they’re eating Indian food and you can visibly see the tears coming out of their eyes and I’m just like “yesss cry bitch cry that’s for colonizing my people how do u like that curry now bitch?”